sarahtheimpossible: Eat that pussy and be grateful. There’s starving nice guys in fedoras who don’t have any.
I loved you at your darkest.– Romans 5:8 (via xplsns)
cornchipz: awkwardcontent: Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole. some people never develop beyond this stage
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At the end of the day, we can endure much more than we think we can.– Frida Kahlo (via gebeine)
rneerkat: “youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves
thisishangingrockcomics: a guy in my french class asked this girl to prom by literally getting a fucking tattoo oh his shoulder that said “christina be my prom date” and then he pulled his sleeve up in class and showed it to her and gave her flowers but she said she already had plans with someone else and she was super nice about it but now this idiot has a failed prom invite tattoo on his body...
hurricane-emily: jimgaffigan: Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done. maybe just maybe women do some things for themselves and not just for men what a concept
It does not matter how slow you go so long as you do not stop.– Wisdom of Confucius (via demo) (via ohaithereyou) (via recklesslittleslut) (via sexcake) (via pulite)
I’m not going to censor myself to comfort your ignorance.– Jon Stewart (via omydays)
Relax. You will become an adult. You will figure out your career. You will find...– (via fashionfever)