i just had a huge moment of realisation in this lecture and need to tell you all right now. in the film I Am Legend, Will Smith watches the film Shrek. this means that dreamworks animation studios exists in this universe. this would mean that the film Shark Tale, in which Will Smith voices an animated fish also exists in the I Am Legend universe and I’m not sure what this means

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A black boy gets murdered and his community stands up for him and are attacked by police for over 2 months and are deemed animals and violent rioters

white people set cars on fire over some damn pumpkins and get called “rowdy” aint that some shit

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Client: Hey, can you get me the name and number of all the people that looked at our site? Need to get the sales staff on the phones.

Me: That’s not how the internet works. We can’t collect info unless they fill out the form.

Client: Can you just hack it to get all their info when the go to the site?

Me: Please call me so I can explain the internet.

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I was doing a shoot for a promo video. The girl appearing in it was nice enough, if not a little flighty, and we agreed we could finish the shoot the next day.

When I got to the set, she had dyed her hair deep purple (as opposed to the dusty blonde she had the day before).

When I told her we had a problem, she shrugged and said, “Actresses change hairstyles all the time. Nobody will notice.”

The video was Old West themed.

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